Eugene Horowitz

Eugene is basically a jinx. He's not particularly good-looking, not really popular and he has the most rotten luck of anyone in Arnold's world. If something gets broken, it belongs to Eugene. If someone's choking on a piece of food, it'll be Eugene. If doctors take the tonsils out of the wrong kid, that kid will be...you get the idea. What makes Eugene truly unique, though, is his ability to smile no matter what happens. Even if the rest of the gang are covering their eyes.