Boomhauer

Boomhauer (voiced by Mike Judge) is a character in the animated series King of the Hill. Hank Hill, Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive are his neighbors, and the four have been close friends since childhood. Boomhauer spends most of his spare time drinking Alamo Beer with Hank, Dale and Bill in the alley behind Hank’s house. During the course of the series Boomhauer’s first name has never been revealed, nor is it told exactly what he does for a living. However, one episode mentions that Boomhauer is on worker's compensation, another reveals that his parents are rich after having won the lottery, and a third implies that Boomhauer receives favors from the various women with whom he sleeps. On the FX website that shows King of The Hill, it says that "Boomhauer likes Seinfeld... 'dat' show about nothin' and he works in a deafening loud factory that makes barbed wire." His primary pursuits in life are fast cars and loose women. In the episode "It's Not Easy Being Green", Boomhauer had a beloved cherry red mustang named Sally, which was the victim of a night gone awry with Hank, Bill and Dale when they were teenagers. The car ended up at the bottom of the Arlen quarry until Bobby's science class helped retrieve the car, which put closure on Boomhauer for finally knowing the fate of his car, which the boys said was stolen.

Boomhauer tends to mumble his speech very rapidly with a heavy Appalachian accent to the point that he has been mistaken for mentally disabled, and was once admitted to a mental hospital after stumbling around Texas in a bathing suit (he had drifted from a beach down the river in a rubber donut, got sunburned and dehydrated, hence his strange behavior). Despite the apparent incomprehensibility of his speech, all of the characters on the show understand what he is saying to some extent. This also leads to a reoccuring joke that at times Hank can't understand Boomhauer but only due to extenuating circumstances (i.e. a bad telephone connection). Often, the closed caption text of Boomhauer's mumblings is much more clear than his spoken words. Boomhauer's speech patterns serve as a recurring theme. An example of a typical line of dialogue:
 * Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com,  mean you got nekkid chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.

Boomhauers' speech is satirical of "Rednecks" using phrases such as "dag gum" and "yeah, man talk 'bout". Though his speech is difficult to follow, Boomhauer sings clearly, as evidenced by his rendition of "Blue Moon of Kentucky" in Episode 6.9 ("The Bluegrass Is Always Greener"). The sung vocals were actually voiced by country singer Vince Gill.

Boomhauer has had four relatives that have appeared on the show. His mother, and his "Meemaw" (Appalachian slang for grandmother) who both have the same accent and speaking style as Boomhauer's. Boomhauer's father is drawn in one episode, though he does not speak. He is referred to simply as Dr. Boomhauer. The fourth family member is Boomhauer's sleazy brother, Patch Boomhauer, who was voiced by Brad Pitt in his only appearance, when he was preparing to marry Boomhauer's ex-girlfriend, Katherine (Laura Dern). Patch is the only relative of Boomhauer not to speak in a mumbling tone. The wedding did not take place, primarily because Katherine learns of her fiancee's extramarital activities and she still harbors feelings for Boomhauer, who might possibly be the love of her life. It was revealed in this episode when Katherine went off to college, Boomhauer spent two days sitting in his tub, nursing a broken heart.

Boomhauer is portrayed as highly intelligent, and often gives advice to his friends. Once after giving advice to Bobby Hill, Bobby replied by saying "Wow Mr. Boomhauer, Dad was right. You ARE smart." This is further revealed in an episode in which Boomhaurer is on a date and mentions that he is an electrical engineer. Despite his impressive qualities and ability to lure women to him, he has trouble getting over a break-up. When he met a jogger whom Bill lusted after greatly, he spent many days (and nights) with her, before he made up the courage to ask her to marry him. To his horror, she had been sleeping with another man, and she only dated him because she wanted the sex. Crushed, Boomhauer went speeding down the highway at 120 km/h with the music full blast and crying in sadness. He spent the next few days in sorrow, trying to call her back to beg her to come home and to find another woman, with no success. Bill, a veteran at getting dumped by women, helped his friend get over the jogger and back on his feet by giving him a motivating and uplifting speech.

Boomhauer favors animal-print bikini briefs, which has been observed a few times in the show when he's appeared without his blue jeans.

Trivia

 * It is revealed in the episode "A-Firefighting We Will Go" that from Boomhauer's point of view, he is the only clear speaker, while everyone else mumbles incoherently. That is the only time in the show when we hear Boomhaueer speak pronouncibly ("Dang it guys, can't you just quiet down already and let me rest?")
 * When Hank and friends decide to purchase a neighbor's house to use a private clubhouse, Boomhauer chose "B-Dog" as his codename.