Molotov Cocktease

Molotov Cocktease is a supporting character on the Adult Swim show The Venture Bros. as a lovee intrest and occasional rival of Brock Samson. She is voiced by Mia Barron.

Personality and Relationships
Molotov is the female, Russian equivelent of Brock Samson, being a knife enthusiast, a supercompetent agent, and one who tolerates absolutely nothing but the best. She is the epitome of an exotic woman-red, flowing hair, beautiful face, beauty mark, tall, curvacious figure and very large assets. She, of course, dresses in a way to accentuate her figure, seemingly wearing a black leather catsuit that exposes her back and the top of her behind, and her stomach and clevage. She also has red gloves and stilleto-heel boots (with an actual stilleto blade in the heel) to complete her outfit. She seems to have the heart symbol as a sort of trademark; her missing eye has a heart-shaped eyepatch over it and in her younger years had a suit with an open heart-shape revealing much of her chest.

The love of her life is Brock Samson; yet due to a promise to her father and to never lose focus on her missions, she has a titanium chastity belt over her vagina, to this day it has never been taken off. This has become a source of frustration to Brock (who frequently laments the Cold War is over and it should be gone), and the two have engaged in a sadomachistic relationship with rough foreplay during their sexual encounters (in "The Incredible Mr. Brisby" Brock smashed her head into a toilet, rolled her up into a blanket and smashed her into walls, and tossed his bowie knife at her; in her stead she foot-swept him onto the bathroom floor and repeatedly kicked him in the face). This relationship has taken on truly disturbing heights; in "Assassinanny 911" it is revealed not only has Brock kept the eye he gouged from her, but she is touched that he did. Brock himself fantasized in "Eeney, Meeney, Miney... Magic!" that when they could go 'all the way' she would never want him to 'be gentle'. The two do not seem to get to meet regularly due to their lines of work, although they seem to be able to contact the other for various reasons if neede be.

She despises incompetence, which of course, the Venture family has in spades. She is disgusted the love of her life is seemingly tied down to the Venture family and decided that he could be wrested away if they became more competent, but her tests only proved how pathetic they really were. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the more adventerous of the Venture brothers, Hank, has fallen in love with her and desires to impress her. She only terrorizes the others.

History and Activities on the Show
Molotov, if her parallels to Brock mean anything, was presumably a KGB agent in Soviet Russia. She first met Brock 'nineteen years ago' when they were both young and Brock was relatively new in his own service, when they were about to make out she lept onto him, injected her stilleto-heel blades into his sides, caused him to fall onto the bed, then slammed her knives down into his chest and pinned him to the bed. She set fire to the hotel room and left him a single cigarette on his chest (which was Brock's primary concern, moreso than escaping).

Perhaps because he actually escaped was what caused the attraction, the two fell madly in love despite their differing political alignments and nationalities (the Cold War being in effect at the time). In one mission she killed his partner, in retaliation he gouged her eye and killed her father. Eventually, the Soviet Union fell and she became a mercenary.

She and Brock continued to meet each other, the last time before the show's current events being three years ago at a Led Zeppelin concert in Akron, Ohio. The two first met up again when Brock was in Brisbyland and knocked out by Roy Brisby's drugged cigarettes and left to drown in a tar pit, she rescued him and brought him to her hotel room. After a few minutes of violent foreplay and failed sex the two teamed up in reaching Brisbyland to help Brock find the boys, but split up due to Molotov having her own job to accomplish. She reached Brisby and forced him to hand over his giant panda, Li-Li, who had been won from David Bowie years before (and had been revealed to hire her to retrieve Li-Li back in the first place).

She was hired by Brock to look after Venture Industries while Brock hunted down his former mentor, but was disgusted by what his employer had assigned him to. The Venture family was the antithesis of real men; she resolved to free Brock from their clinging and increase their self-sufficiency, such as combat training (casually firing a machine gun at them to test their reflexes), martial arts (approving of Hank surprising and stabbing Dean with a sharp pencil), and physical conditioning (fifty laps in the pool before lunch). Dean became scared and terrorized, but Hank had fallen for the exotic redhead, gladly taking in all her training and punishment and even taking down his old posters of sexy women in lieu of his newfound crush on her. He, however, grew enraged at seeing his father begin to make pathetic advances to her. Whilst coddling her boots when in the room she was sleeping in, a slight stab in his neck by her stilleto-heels made him hallucinate and imagine Molotov wanted him to kill Thaddeus so they could be together. He grabbed a machete and hunted Dr. Venture down to his lab. Molotov-too busy remicising and fantasizing over Brock-failed to stop him in time. Of course, the sword turned out to have only been made of paper-mache and Hank was merely grounded. When all was said and done and Brock had returned, she asked him one last time to go freelance with her, but considering the Ventures his family, Brock told her his place was with them.