Randal Graves

Randal Graves works at the RST video store in the movie and television show: clerks

He is a prime example of the typical slacker. Works in a dead end job, has no respect for the customers, and is content with his situation. He shows up to work late everyday and then closes the store periodically throughout the day so he can chat with his buddy [[Dante Hicks]. Unlike Dante, Randal believes that his behavior dictates title (unlike Dante, who thinks the other way around) and thus, does what he pleases. He's been known to order porn movies through RST video in front of customers, spit in people's faces, and intrude on private conversations about sex (37?!?! (Note: only funny if you've seen the movie)).

His life is made up of three simple elements: Movies, video games, and porn. He often quotes movies in his daily diolouge and goes to other video stores to rent pornos. In the tv show, he is constantly carrying a nudie magazine with him. His lovelife is nothing to speak of. Many of his former girlfriends became fed up with men and became lesbians after him.

Trivia

 * Randal's behavior is very controdictory. He works in a videostore, yet rents movies elsewhere. He hates people, yet loves reunions. He also has his memorable quote "This job would be great if there were no customers"


 * Favorite movie is Empire Strikes Back


 * Didn't like Return of the Jedi because he felt innocent roofing contractors were killed when the second death star was being compleated. A real roofing contractor entered his convo and told him that roofing contractors know what they're getting into, and it was their own damn fault for working on the Death Star.


 * Gave up sex with a former classmate to play arcade game Pharaoh. He became the greatest player ever to live, and was recruited by a secret group much like in the movie Last Starship Fighter. However, instead of being a starship fighter, Randal had to build pyramids by hand.


 * Was first introduced to a porno magazine when he owned a lemonade stand and a diabetic customer died on a sugar overload. His porno magazine fell out of one of his bags.


 * Though he uses homophobic language, he married two guys in one year (one of them being Dante).


 * Movies rule Dante's opinions and thoughts. When Leonardo Leonardo became sick from eating bad burritos, Randal thought it was the deadly motaba virus from a monkey in town and called a quarantine on the strip of shops. When he was a child, he was worried Jaws was going to attack him from inside his toilet.


 * often wears a Solviet Union hockey jersey