Bill Dauterive



Guillaume Fontaine Delatour "Bill" D’Auterive (voiced by Stephen Root) is a character in the animated series King of the Hill. He is a sergeant in the United States Army, and serves as a barber at Fort Blanda near Arlen.

Biography
Bill was born in 1959 to a wealthy Cajun family, and lived in Louisiana until he was six years old. In Episode 66 (“A Beer Can Named Desire”), Bill and his friends visited his family’s estate, “Château d’Haute Rive” (“Manor of the High (river) Bank”). Owing to his roots in the bayou, Bill is fluent in Cajun French (he was himself unaware of this, but upon traveling back through Louisiana, he instinctively begins to speak it). Later when he held a family reunion, he learns from his cousin Gilbert and his Aunt Esme that the husbands of his cousin Violetta and inlaws, Rose and Lily have died.

In high school, Bill played offensive line, earning him the nickname "Billdozer", but also held and currently shares ownership of the touchdown record since he was used as a goal line running back.

Bill’s life can be described simply: what football and the Army did not take from him was siphoned off by his ex-wife, Lenore. Bill is little more than the shell of the person he was in high school, and as a result his friends are rather protective of him. He is overweight, bald, and socially awkward. He has poor hygiene and even worse self-esteem. He has often been seen openly weeping, displaying inappropriate behaviors such as dancing with a mop and burying porno in the Hills’ backyard, rooting through trash cans, and has even gone through some suicidal periods. In flashbacks and stories, it is implied that Bill was much more popular in his high school days. Lenore, his ex-wife, mentions that he was king of the homecoming dance on the day they got together.

Bill pines for his ex-wife, Lenore. For many years, Bill held on to the faint hope that the man-eating, selfish Lenore would come back to him before finally coming to terms with his wife’s departure. As a consequence of his divorce, Bill becomes extremely attached to people or objects for whom he has affection, almost to the point of suffocation. In the episode “Bill of Sales,” Peggy learns that Bill can only respect people who are verbally abusive to him. In fact, that is apparently the real reason he has been so attracted to her for so long. Bill has such low self-esteem that anyone who's this disgusted and indifferent of him is someone he wants to be with. When Peggy actually started being nice to him (even to the point of giving him a kiss), he just lost all interest.

In spite of his drawbacks, Bill can be inspirational at times. Boomhauer was once pulled out of a deep depression by an encouraging speech from Bill. Bill also managed, after a very long time, to get over Lenore. But this required Bill to undergo an almost complete mental breakdown when, on one too many Christmas holidays passed with Lenore not making an appearance, Bill finally snaps into believing he is Lenore by dressing in her clothes and speaking in a falsetto voice. But thanks to Hank, Bill finally snaps out of it and this is only furthered when he runs into Lenore after years of not seeing her, after which he realizes that she’s no good. As a result, Bill moons her at a cookout.

The cause for Bill’s slovenly and overweight condition was briefly thought to have stemmed from his involvement as an Army test subject from 1982-1984. The drugs administered in the test were intended to create an elite group of Arctic commandos with walrus-like capabilities that would be deployed in the event of war if the Soviet Union were to invade the United States via Alaska. It was later discovered that Bill was injected with placebos.

Bill has a hair fetish. When he cuts Hank’s hair after his barber goes insane, the only payment he asks is that Hank lets him keep the hair. In another episode, Hank mentions that Bill has bags of hair at his house.

In high school, Bill (nicknamed “The Billdozer”) was Arlen High’s career leader in touchdowns, and held the distinction for over 20 years. He loses the record to running back Ricky Suggs in the fourth season episode “Bills Are Made to Be Broken,” which was inspired by the true story of University of Connecticut basketball star Nykesha Sales. Suggs breaks Bill’s record on a broken leg when the other team sympathetically allows Suggs to score the record-breaking touchdown. This causes Bill a great deal of distress since he feels his crowning achievement in life, that record, was lost unfairly. Since he never finished high school (due to his joining the US Army in the fall of 1974, before that season ended), Bill is allowed back on the team for one game in order to try for the record. In a game-winning drive, he scores one final touchdown to tie the record with Suggs. He was given the opportunity to break the record again, but refused, saying that he only wanted to make things fair again (and due to the fact he had broken, bruised, or otherwise maimed several parts of his body during the drive for the goal line).

Trivia

 * The character is named after King of the Hill writer and producer Jim Dauterive.
 * Despite having a pathetic reputation, Bill has had several romantic escapades which include:
 * Kahn’s mother Laoma Souphanousinphone
 * Luanne’s psychotic mother Leanne
 * A woman who had been released from prison
 * Former Texas Governor Ann Richards
 * The widows of two of his deceased cousins (and also, nearly, his actual cousin)
 * A police officer
 * Reverend Karen Stroup
 * Almost had a relationship with a mother of two. However, she became disgusted by him for refusing to take off his stained and shrunken Santa Claus costume by the middle of January
 * Bill also has a long-standing infatuation with Peggy Hill (though in “Bill of Sales” he was repulsed by a kiss on the cheek from her, probably due to fear that she would subsequently abandon him like all the other women who showed attraction to him); however, his affection is unrequited
 * Stephen Root, who provides Bill’s voice, originally auditioned for the role of Dale. Root was not listed in the credits during the time he was simultaneously working on NewsRadio.
 * Bill stands 5' 8 3/4" (1.73 m) in height.
 * Lenore left Bill “in the year of our Lord, 1991.”
 * According to Hank, Bill has spoken in favor of a flat tax.
 * Bill once claimed to the Arlen High football team that his parents were dead, although they are said to be alive in “A Beer Can Named Desire.”
 * Bill lies about his usage of pornography.
 * Bill’s name is tattooed in the back of Hank’s head, which is discovered when he accidentally gives the boys head lice and infuriates Hank. Thanks to Boomhauer, he reveals the history behind the tattoo and its importance when years ago, a young Bill was ready to leave for Army bootcamp and he had one last night out with the boys. A drunken Hank accidentally has a misunderstanding with a group of punk rockers at a bar, and Bill immediately comes to Hank’s rescue by literally blocking the punks from attacking Hank.
 * Bill strongly dislikes his father, commonly calling him a “bastard.”
 * Bill seems to have an affinity for taking care of dogs. In "The Petriot Act" he takes care of a dog for a soldier who is at war, and in "Hank’s Choice" he takes care of Ladybird for a brief time.  During his care of Ladybird, to Hank's dismay, Dale and Boomhauer remark that Ladybird is having a better time with Bill than she has had with Hank over his 10 years of owning her.
 * Bill tends to get hit in the crotch a lot.
 * Has a crush on Peggy. Has a foot fetish and is very enamored by Peggy's incredible 16 1/2 feet.
 * Bill’s name in French is roughly “William Fountain of the Tower on the High Riverbank.”
 * The 110th is a unit (most likely the primary unit) at Fort Blanda, where Bill works. A Major General (most likely, but not necessarily, the base commander) allows only Bill to cut his hair.
 * Peggy has accidentally thrown a bean ball right at his head, then at his crotch. She has accidentally destroyed an American flag he had waving on his front lawn, driving him to tears. She has accidentally (in anger) knocked him from a seating stand (he later had his arm in a sling). Despite all this and the numerous disdainful remarks she has made about him, she says that she considers him a friend.
 * Bill currently owns a Ford Escort which he bought from Lane Pratley who also “financed” him pinstripes for it. He used to have a truck but it was stolen by Lenore and presumably never returned.
 * Bill is the last of his lineage other than his cousin Gilbert, who is a Southern literary homosexual man.
 * Bill once used the name Norman Schwarzkopf as a name to visit the doctor’s office for his toe fungus. The name is most likely a reference for the United States general Norman Schwarzkopf Jr.
 * It is stated in the episode Maid In Arlen that Bill once changed his name.