Charlie Harper (Two and a Half Men)


 * This article is about the Two and a Half Men character, for the musician see: Charlie Harper

Charles Francis "Charlie" Harper is a fictional character from the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men. He's the brother of Alan Harper and the uncle of Jake Harper. Charlie writes jingles for living, his most famous composition is the Maple Loops song. The character of Charlie Harper is loosely based on Charlie Sheen, the actor who portrays the character. Charlie prides himself on being the #1 bachelor in Malibu and drives a Mercedes.

History
According to his mother, Charlie was always "a little drama queen" when he grew up. After his father died, Charlie and Alan had three step dads. First, a man named Harry Luther Gorsky, who left Charlie and Alan's mother for a young woman, Charlie refers to him as "a little tirant". Second was a twitchy gay man from Texas who called him and Alan buckaroos. Third, there was a fat guy with a carpet bisuness, who Charlie liked the most because he had "a grateful daughter". When Charlie was young, he was a shamed of his younger brother Alan, and when Alan had his first school day, Charlie told everyone at school that Alan was his shaved monkey (he later explained doing this because he always wanted a shaved monkey). He also gave his brother fulltime wedgies and annoyed him whenever he could. Charlie drank alot when he was a teenager, and constandly ran away, nevertheless his mother didn't mind because he always came back.

Lovelife
Charlie's lovelife is one of the main apects of the series, when it comes to women, charlie is quick, smooth, and the only thing he focusses on is sex. During the shows run Charlie has already had (usually) one-night stands with a lot of famous actresses, see below for those. Even though Charlie usually never calls any of his girlfriends again after he had sex with, there were a fiew that lasted longer than one night. Most remarkable, his neighbour Rose, who kept stalking him after they spent one night together, and Jake's ballet teacher Mia, who Charlie was actually in love with, and almost married in Vegas.

Rose
Charlie and Rose spent one night together, a little befor the show started, after this, Rose became obessed with Charlie. Rose usually spents time at the Harper mansion when Charlie and Alan are gone, and when they come back they usually find a surprise, such as cabinets that are glued shut. Rose is obsessed with Charlie in such a way that she names her boyfriends Charlie and let them wear the same kind of bowling shirts Charlie usually wears and calling all her five ferrets Charlie. Charlie is usually charmed by Rose, but isn't interested in a relationship with her, even though Berta thinks there a good couple together. When Rose decided to leave to go to London Charlie believed that she was only pretending in order to get him into a relationship with him, after she really left, Charlie realized that he made a horrible mistake by letting Rose go.

Charlie's Famous Girlfriends
During the show, Charlie has been in a relationship with a lot of women, the following is a list of famous actresses who portrayed these women.


 * Jenny McCarthy in "Fish in a Drawer, "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" and "Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids"


 * Jeri Ryan in "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise" and "Bad News from the Clinic"
 * Gail O'Grady in " Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro" and "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
 * Jodi Lyn O'Keefe in "Hi, Mr. Horned One and "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"


 * Judy Greer in "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot" and "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
 * Denise Richards (Charlie Sheen's ex-wife) in "Yes, Monsignor" and "Merry Thanksgiving"
 * Nicole Forester in "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow"
 * Jenna Elfman in "That Was Saliva, Alan" and "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"


 * Susan Blakely in "Waiting for the Right Snapper" and "If My Hole Could Talk"