Squeeky Kleen

Squeeky Kleen (Real name: Unknown, voiced by Marvin Goldhar) is a cartoon character in the C.O.P.S. (Central Organization of Police Specialists) series from Hasbro.

Character Profile
Squeeky Kleen is Big Boss' personal servent who is seen as a very skinny, bald headed man who serves Big Boss as a yes-man, who waits on Big Boss hand and foot. He tries to do everything he can to please his boss even though he screws up sometimes. He is seen having a special microphone attached to his ear where he can only hear the words of Big Boss and obey his every command, including breaking out the mini-sub, a whale like submarine, as in The Case of The Iceberg Pirates for instance.

Squeeky Kleen is only seen exclusively in both the comics and the cartoon. He was never part of the toy series.

In the comics, Squeeky has a brown suit with a white shirt underneath, while in the cartoon, he is seen in light purple suit with a yellow shirt and a dark blue tie underneath.

The Case of The Spotless Kingpin
Squeeky was ordered by Big Boss to create for him a special suit that allows him to resist all kinds of dirt since Big Boss was getting so sick and tired of getting stains on his favorite normal suit. So, Squeeky went to get help from Berserko and Rock Krusher, who was playing cards at their rundown apartment on the bad side of town. Together, Big Boss' crooks broke into the labs to steal some chemicals to help in making the spotless suit. Upon hearing of this, Bulletproof sends out Highway, Bowser, and Blitz to take them down. When they arrived at the location where the crooks are making the suit, Berserko witlessly throws the suit at them despite Squeeky's protest. After they are able to subdue and get away from the C.O.P.S., Squeeky presented the suit to Big Boss. He puts it on - And the dirt started to be pulled away - from the furniture....from the floor....from the whole room....to HIM! Big Boss is completely covered with dirt from neck to toe. Berserko must have messed up the chemicals from the suit when he threw it at the C.O.P.S., who eventually escaped from being sewn onto a fabric and returing to the precient dreading the If-you-can't-catch-a-Crook,-don't-wear-a-badge speech from Bulletproof. Now the so-called spotless suit is now a spot-filled suit thanks to Berserko's carelessness.

Big Boss, so enraged, ordered his crooks to fix up a formula that will reverse the effects of the ill-fated suit and get the dirt away from him. So Squeeky had to have Dr. BadVibes make out the formula hoping that will cure him of this dirty predicament. Later, Squeeky was able to escape from the C.O.P.S. again, who was able to, this time, nab Berserko and Rock Crusher and put them both in the slammer. He raced back to Big Boss at his penthouse with the formula and at his order splashed the formula on him and see the dirt gets dissolved away - and the suit too, revealing Big Boss' pig trousers, a white sweatshirt, and one angry Big Boss chasing after poor old Sqeeky Kleen.

The Case of The Midas Touch
Squeeky, in The Case of The Midas Touch, winds up having a special "Midas" glove device that changes everything and everyone to gold (including Big Boss and Dr. BadVibes) get stuck on one of his hands. He went about trying to get this stubborn thing off his hand while changing everything he touches into gold, until it is eventually removed by Powderkeg and Squeeky himself gets time in prison for disturbing the peace.