Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is a character from the Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb. He was created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, and is voiced by Dan Povenmire.

Summary
He is a mad scientist and also the head of his own corporation, Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. By creating unusual contraptions for (most, if not all of) his evil schemes, he tries to take over the Tri-State Area. In every episode, his nemesis Perry the Platypus, stops him from doing so. He is also lactose-intolerant. It is unknown if Heinz know the Flynns/Fletchers personally but his other family members have met them.

Relationships

 * Perry the Platypus: His nemesis who foils his schemes in every episode. They have a "relationship" in the sense that they love to hate each other. In "It's About Time", Doofenshmirtz finds another nemesis, Peter the Panda, and tells Perry to "move on and begin fighting other people". They end up on a parody of Dr. Phil's show, Dr. Feelbetter, in order to get counseling because of this new-found nemesis. Apparently, Doofenshmirtz can't reconize Perry unless he's wearing his hat. Twice when Perry removed a disguise (Gnome Beach Party of Terror and A Night for a Knight), Doofenshmirtz only realized it was Perry after he put his hat on.


 * Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: His sarcastic teenage daughter who spends every other weekend with him. They don't have the best of relationships. She doesn't seem to appreciate his antics, exhibited by her reluctance to help him with his schemes. In "I Scream, You Scream", she tries to convince her mother that he's really evil and that Perry the Platypus is his nemesis. Doofenshmirtz is convinced that she has "taken interest in the family business". Doofenshmirtz does seem to genuinely love her, but his tendency to assume she wants to be a villain like him, combined with his general cluelessness, causes problems. In "Dude, We're Gettin' The Band Back Together!", his mindset causes problems for him when he plans her surprise Sweet 16. He assumes that Perry is also her nemesis, and ties him to a giant firecracker as the "grand finale" of her party. He also decorates the location for the party with the sort of childish decorations she and her friends despise, and invites her friends without asking her, leading to potential embarrassment. (Vanessa is never too thrilled with his attempts to surprise her, as seen from the numerous baby and childhood photos of her in his wallet.) Fortunately, the ensuing battle with Perry trashed the room and the decorations, leaving the decor much more suited to Vanessa and her friends' liking.


 * Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Ex-wife. Despite their being divorced, they seem to maintain a pretty decent relationship; according to her, they separated because they "wanted different things" (as she said in "I Scream, You Scream"). However, she's still not convinced that he's evil; she thinks that he's just a bit eccentric and has too much free time on his hands. She attends the same cooking class as Phineas Flynn's mother, Linda Flynn.


 * Roger Doofenshmirtz: Brother.

Doofenshmirtz has a few ex-girlfriends. In "I, Brobot", he has relationship problems with his "new" girlfriend, and leaves a ton of pathetic messages on her answering machine. He attempts to erase them by waving a giant magnet about her house, but Perry foils his plan (yet again). In "Get That Big Foot Outa My Face!", he has a date with a woman he met online, but Perry gets caught in the middle of it and ends up stealing all of the attention away from Doofenshmirtz. In this episode, he mentions that it wasn't the worst date, because there was one who tried to stab him with a fork.

Schemes & Inventions (By Episode)
Most of his schemes, if not all, end in "-inator". With the exception of Shrinksphere-ia.


 * Rollercoaster: Plans to throw the Earth off of its axis.
 * Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror: Steals all of the gnomes in the Tri-State Area in order to destroy them all.
 * Flop Starz: Builds a giant robot in attempt to take over the Tri-State Area.
 * The Fast and the Phineas: Wants to deflate every inflatable in the world, except the machine is kept in his hot-air balloon.
 * Lights, Candace, Action!: Builds the Age Accelerator-inator in order to age a piece of gourmet cheese. However, Perry eats it and Doofenschmirtz uses it to age Perry the Platypus instead.
 * Raging Bully: Creates the Slave-inator, which hypnotizes everyone into doing whatever he tells them to do. There is also a "Clean Up Party Mess" button.
 * Candace Loses Her Head: Plans to dig to China and build a toll road to be rich.
 * I, Brobot: Tries to erase all of the messages on his girlfriend's answering machine.
 * Run Away Runway: Creates copies of himself to do all the waiting for him.
 * The Magnificent Few: Uses brain-controlled termites to destroy all the wood in the tri-state area so he can sell aluminum siding.
 * S'Winter: Plans to melt all the chocolate in the tri-state area and put it all in his own candy factory.
 * Jerk De Soleil: Creates a device that makes everybody's voice higher, making his seem lower by comparison.
 * Are You My Mummy?: Creates "wood-inator", which takes the wood away from a dam so he can have beach-front property.
 * Ready for the Bettys: Creates a destructo-ray, but he doesn't do much with it though as Perry locks him in the closet.                          * I Scream, You Scream: Tries to create a space-laser-inator but ends up making a sundae machine instead.
 * Toy to the World: Tries to build a Great Wall around the tri-state area and make people pay to get in or out.
 * Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face: It's his week off. He goes on a date from a girl he met online.
 * It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World: plans to destroy all the monster trucks in the Tri-State Area.
 * Mom's Birthday: Creates a machine that will make everything he hates shrink until it can't be seen. (ex.: pelicans, instruments that start with the letter 'B', blinking traffic arrows, etc.).
 * Journey to the Center of Candace: Builds the "Make-Up-Your-Mind-Inator" that destroys anybody that can't make up their mind. He also tries to "mix it up a little", telling Perry his plan before he captures him. (Perry defeats him quickly as his motivation is that Phineas and Ferb can't make up their minds).
 * It's About Time!: Makes Perry jealous by replacing him with Peter the Panda. Later they end up on "Dr. Feelbetter" and he reveals that it was a plan to get secret agents together and freeze them for his giant chess board.
 * Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together!: Plans a party for his daughter, Vanessa. He also ties Perry to a giant fire-cracker for the finale.
 * Tree to Get Ready: Plans to ruin his brother's ceremony by covering him in pigeon doo-doo.
 * The Ballad of Badbeard: Is moving into his new lair. However, he has two crocodiles and a trap ready for Perry.
 * Greece Lightning: Creates a giant robot man, due to the fact that the platypus population is dropping because of humans.
 * Leave the Busting to Us: Tries to control the weather with weather pellets and a machine. It is also revealed that Doofenshmirtz was interested in magic during his youth.
 * Crack That Whip: Plans to destroy the statue of Rutherford B. Hayes, because he is known for his long beard. The plan arose because Doofenschmirtz was jealous of people who could grow facial hair.
 * The Best Lazy Day Ever: Plans to make everyone else ugly, because he is not handsome in his view. He also creates the Slow-Motioninator to slow down Perry, so he can't stop him.

Quotes

 * "Perry the Platypus, if I knew you were coming I would have cleaned up!"


 * "Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. And when I say 'unexpected', I mean, COMPLETELY EXPECTED!"


 * "Ah, Perry the Platypus, you timing is uncanny. And when I say 'uncanny' I mean COMPLETELY CANNY!


 * "Ah, Perry the Platypus, you timing is impeccable. And by 'impeccable' I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE!


 * "Perry the Platypus, you're early! I haven't even started yet, so go sit there in the waiting area."


 * "Too bad you don't believe in love...... TOO BAD!!!"


 * "As a lazy tailor would say, suit yourself!"


 * "Oh, that? That's just a magnet I'm going to wave over my girlfriends house, to erase all those embarrassing messages... because some of them were really, long, and rambly. Well, I know there's an ordinance against it... but..."


 * "Well, it's not the worst date I've ever had. There was that one who kept stabbing me with a fork."


 * "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"


 * "Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise... and when I say 'unexpected', I mean COMPLETELY... unexpected! What are you doing here? It's my week off!"


 * "Ah, The Unicorn Whisperer - the feel-good movie of the year... and soon it will be GONE! HAHAHAHA!"


 * "Oh, no! It's Perry the Platypus... ha! I fooled you, Perry the Platypus, I'm not really scared! I'm not scared because I have a new security system. Voila! Do you like them, Perry the Platypus? I got them very cheap from a wax museum that went bankrupt."


 * "I love it when dreams fail!"


 * "Anyway, I realized that I should build things to make all of those awful things DISAPPEAR! Behold, Perry the Platypus - SHRINKSPHERIA! You like it? I was going to call it a Shrinkinator, but I've done that whole -inator thing before, it's been done to death."


 * "Bring him over here, I want to show him how it works. I enter the name of something I hate. P. E. L. I. C. A. N. Peelican. And Shrinkspheria homes in on its molecular structure and turns all of the particles into SPARTICLES, there by shrinking it into a teeny tiny speck so small I will never have to see it AGAIN!"


 * "When it comes to havoc, nobody reeks like me!"


 * "Perry the -- don't you think, Perry the Platypus? *spits out drink* PERRY THE PLATYPUS! GET HIM! STOP HIM! He's headed for that clearly marked exit!"


 * "You see, Perry the Platypus, you are no match for my pigeons. I have conditioned their tiny little bird brains to do exactly what I say, by using my brand new, very EVIL invention called... the Poopinator! Vanessa, please. Thank you. Oh -- you two have met, right? Vanessa, Perry the Platypus, Perry the Platypus, Vanessa."


 * "OBSERVE! With this, I can implant an image in their tiny little brains in a FLASH! It... it works better from a distance."


 * Doofenshmirtz: Anyway, today at Town Hall they will award the key to the city to my goody-two-shoes brother, Roger. Oh, how I LOATHE him!
 * Vanessa: I like Uncle Roger.
 * Doofenshmirtz: Thank you, Vanessa, but I don't believe I was talking to YOU. Is your name "Perry the Platypus"? No, I don't think so...
 * Vanessa: *groans* I SO should have gone to summer school.


 * "I will not be attending the ceremony, but my pigeons will be there to RAIN on his parade! You see, Perry the Platypus, my brother is at the top of a very long list of people I despise! Vanessa? Music please."


 * My Goody-Two-Shoes Brother : "I bear lots of animosity to bellhops, they never bring my luggage up on time. And taxi drivers really tax my patience, if they vanished, would it really be a crime? I don't like meter maids or underwater welders, health cooks or camera crews. Not fond of monks or yoga teachers, or sports fans in the bleachers. And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about YOU! There are lots of horrid people on this planet, that I would love to give a lashing to! BUT my goody-two-shoes brother, the favorite of my mother, is the one I want to smother in a ton of pigeon goo! Yes, my goody-two-shoes brother, the favorite of my mother, is the one I want to smother -- Thank you, Sir! I'll have another! He's the one I want to smother in a ton of piegeon goooooooooooooo! You see, you see how I held that last note? Good, huh?"

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz