Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is a character from the Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb. He was created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, and is voiced by Dan Povenmire.

Summary
He is a mad scientist and also the head of his own corporation, Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. By creating unusual contraptions for (most, if not all) of his evil schemes, he tries to take over the Tri-State Area. In every episode, his nemesis Perry the Platypus, stops him from doing so. He is also lactose-intolerant.

Relationships

 * Perry the Platypus: His nemesis who foils his schemes in every episode. They have a "relationship" in the sense that they love to hate each other. In "It's About Time", Doofenshmirtz finds another nemesis, Peter the Panda, and tells Perry to "move on and begin fighting other people". They end up on a parody of Dr. Phil's show, Dr. Feelbetter, in order to get counseling because of this new-found nemesis.


 * Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: His sarcastic teenage daughter who spends every other weekend with him. She doesn't seem to appreciate his antics, exhibited by her reluctance to help him with his schemes. In "I Scream, You Scream", she tries to convince her mother that he's really evil and that Perry the Platypus is his nemesis. Doofenshmirtz is convinced that she has "taken interest in the family business". In "Dude, We're Gettin' The Band Back Together!", his mindset causes problems for him when he plans her surprise Sweet 16. He assumes that Perry is also her nemesis, and ties him to a giant firecracker as the "grand finale" of her party. Vanessa is never too thrilled with his attempts to surprise her, as seen from the numerous baby and childhood photos of her in his wallet.


 * Charlene Doofenshmirtz: Ex-wife. They seem to maintain a pretty decent relationship, even though they separated because they "wanted different things" (as she said in "I Scream, You Scream"). However, she's still not convinced that he's evil; she thinks that he's just a bit eccentric and has too much free time on his hands. She attends the same cooking class as Phineas Flynn's mother, Linda Flynn.


 * Roger Doofenshmirtz: Brother.

He's also has a few ex-girlfriends. In "I, Brobot", he has relationship problems with his "new" girlfriend, and leaves a ton of pathetic messages on her answering machine. He attempts to erase them by waving a giant magnet about her house, but Perry foils his plan (yet again). In "Get That Big Foot Outa My Face!", he has a date with a woman he met online, but Perry gets caught in the middle of it and ends up stealing all of the attention away from Doofenshmirtz. In this episode, he mentions that it wasn't the worst date, because there was one who tried to stab him with a fork.

Schemes & Inventions (By Episode)
Most of his schemes, if not all, end in "-inator". With the exception of Shrinksphere-ia.


 * Rollercoaster: Plans to throw the Earth off of it's axis.
 * Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror: Steals all of the gnomes in the Tri-State Area in order to destroy them all.
 * Flop Starz: Builds a giant robot in attempt to take over the Tri-State Area.
 * The Fast and the Phineas: Wants to deflate every deflatable in the world.
 * Lights, Candace, Action!: Builds the Age Accelerator-inator in order to age a piece of gourmet cheese. However, Perry eats it and Doofenschmirtz uses it to age Perry the Platypus instead.
 * Raging Bully: Creates the Slave-inator, which hypnotizes everyone into singing "Happy Birthday" to him.
 * Candace Loses Her Head: Plans to dig to China and build a toll road.
 * I, Brobot: Tries to erase all of the messages on his girl-friend's answering machine.
 * Run Away Runway: Creates copies of himself to do all the waiting for him.
 * The Magnificent Few: Uses brain-controlled termites to destroy all the wood in the tri-state area so he can sell aluminum slidings.
 * S'Winter: Plans to melt all the chocolate in the tri-state area and put it all in his own candy factory.
 * Jerk De Soleil: Creates a device that makes everybody's voice higher, making his seem lower by comparison.
 * Are You My Mummy?: Creates "wood-inator", which takes the wood away from a dam so he can have beach-front property.
 * Ready for the Bettys: Creates a destructo-ray. Doesn't do much with it though...
 * I Scream, You Scream: Tries to create a space-laser-inator but ends up making a sunday machine instead.
 * Toy to the World: Tries to build a Great Wall around the tri-state area and make people pay to get in or out.
 * Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face: It's his week off. He goes on a date from a girl he met online.
 * It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World: Plans to build his own monster trucks and get rid of all the competitors.
 * Mom's Birthday: Creates a machine that will make everything he hates shrink untill it can't be seen. (ex.: pelicans, instruments that start with the letter 'B', blinking traffic arrows, etc.).
 * Journey to the Center of Candace: Builds the "Make-Up-Your-Mind-Inator" that destroys anybody that can't make up their mind. He also tries to "mix it up a little", telling Perry his plan before he captures him. (Perry defeats him quickly as his modivation is that Phineas and Ferb can' t make up their minds)
 * It's About Time!: Makes Perry jealous by replacing him with Peter the Panda. Later they end up on "Dr. Feelbetter" and he reveals that it was a plan to get secret agents together and freeze them for his giant chess board.
 * Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together!: Plans a party for his daughter, Vanessa. He also ties Perry to a giant fire-cracker for the finale.
 * Tree to Get Ready: Plans to ruin his brother's ceremony by covering him in pigeon doo-doo.

Quotes

 * "Perry the Platypus if I knew you were coming I would of cleaned up!"

"Ah, Perry the Platypus, your timing is impeccable, and when i say 'impeccable' I mean 'COMPLETELY PECCABLE!' "Ah, Perry the Platypus, your timing is incredible, and when I say 'incredible' I mean 'COMPLETELY CREDIBLE!'
 * "Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise... and when I say 'unexpected', I mean, 'COMPLETELY EXPECTED'!"
 * "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"


 * "Perry the Platypus, you're early! I haven't even started yet, so go sit there in the waiting area."