Never winter night

Never Winter Night (NWK) is an internet God. In fact, he is God. Everyone loves NWK, even my satanic uncle Ron, who eats cars. NWK posts on Asheron's Call Friends, the best board in the world. When he posts he loves to play Queen Latifa and shake his grove thingymabob.

NWK as a sexual deviant
Many have criticized him for his love of furries. He has said on many occaisions that he wants women to put on fake cat ears and purr at him. This would also be a good time to mention that he is the virgin of all virgins. He makes billbo look like hotgi. But I digress, NWK is the most sexually deviant person on the planet. and that makes me horney.

ALL HAIL NWK
(don't you make me get my possie)